Yuku free message boards

In celebration of our being back in the main forum again....

Time to drink up!


(drum roll please)

Woody's Drink Menu

BFK - Brian Fucking Kinney - a rum PUNCH 2 parts Mount Gay rum, one part cream, one part banana liqueur (for the shape) shaken w/ice, garnished w/passion fruit
Frozen Woody A frozen BFK in a lovely 9x6 shape
Hot Buttered Brian - 17 different rums heated to perfection, served with a phallic-shaped swizzle stick coated in cinnamon, sugar and butter
Sultry Summer's Day Brian - A summertime version of the HBB. 17 different rums shaken and chilled to perfection, served in a frosted mug left out for a few minutes so the glass just starts to perspire. Garnished with a butterscotch-flavored phallic-shaped swizzle stick. Must be consumed by sucking through a large straw.
Brian's Wet Dream - 3/4 oz Jim Beam, 1/4 oz dark rum,
1 1/2 oz half & half. Shake with cracked ice, strain into a martini glass, garnish with a little heavy cream floated on top
chachacha - 3 oz raspberry schnapps, 1 oz DiSaranno, 1 scoop vanilla ice cream, 1 scoop crushed ice & a dash of red food coloring. Blend well, serve in a bRANDY snifter, garnished with fresh raspberries
Blow Me Away: 1 oz white creme de cacao, 1 oz heavy cream, with just a "pinch" of salt.
Brians Pina: 2 oz Jim Beam, 2 oz creme of coconut, topped with pineapple juice and served over ice. Garnished with 9" pineapple stick. Served in a hollowed-out pineapple.
Chocolate Sex: Finely crush one Butterfinger Bar. Dip rims of martini glasses in simple syrup, then in crushed candy. In a shaker, pour 6 oz vanilla flavored vodka. Add 1 1/2 oz chocolate liqueur. Shake with ice, strain into martini glasses. Enjoy.
Novotny-Taylor: Slosh a little bit of white creme de menthe in a martini glass, roll it around to coat the sides, then pour it out. Refill glass with well-chilled favorite vodka and serve garnished with a piece of mint. This is named in honor of the mint of money they're gonna make should Hollywood ever get "Rage" in distribution.
Pink Posse 2 oz vodka, with a couple of dashes of grenadine...served with a crushed cherry on the bottom, swizzled by a miniature baseball bat, with a "wipe-it" on the side for clean up.
Glistening God: Bottled water in a 9x6 container with a picture of Wet Brian on the label
Ice Cream Kiss - Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, Amaretto, Vanilla Ice Cream and Strawberries
Flaming Queen 1 1/2 oz. Absolut Citron, 3/4 oz. Triple Sec, 1 1/2 tsp. lime juice, 3/4 oz. cranberry juice cocktail - put into a shaker w/ice, strain into a thoroughly chilled martini glass. Set it on fire.
RAGE 1 3/4 oz. fresh lemon juice. 3/4 oz. Bols peppermint white, 3/4 oz. Irish whiskey, 3/4 oz. vodka or gin
Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass. Serve with verve, but no garnish. Rage is a garnish unto himself.
JT - 2 oz. orange juice, 3/4 oz. vodka, 1/2 oz. Galliano, 1/2 oz Bols peppermint white. Shake with ice, pour into highball glass. Garnish with orange slice (Sunshine state, dontcha know.)
ZEPHYR - 3 oz. cranberry juice, 3 oz. sweet & sour mix, 3 oz. vodka, 2 oz. club soda. Mix first three ingredients in tall glass...top carefully with club soda slid down the side of the glass. Garnish with sour apple slice. Do NOT stir. Zephyr's prototype has an Italian mother and a drag queen dad...when stirred up, no telling HOW this'll fizz over!
When Hell Freezes Over: Absolut citron with a dash of tabasco, served over crushed ice, garnished with a wedge of lemon
Snowball - 2 oz Stoli Cranberi vodka, 1 oz Rose's lime juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, 1 oz sugar syrup. Stir until well mixed, then pour over mounded crushed ice from a snow-cone machine, in an old fashioned glass.
The Backbreaker: Named for our favorite Chiropractor, Dr. Dave. Smooth (talking) merlot wine with a dash of bitters, for that bitter after-taste. Served in a soda glass with a straw. One sip and it starts controlling your life.
Hello Sunshine
Double Jim Beam
Lois Lane - for Michael (a/k/a The Kind Heart & Coronet) - Asti Spumanti splashed with a tad of Galliano. Served in a champagne flute, decorated with a swizzle stick with a crown on top in honor of his Drag Queen dad
The Snitch 6 parts whine & 1 part lemon served in a sneaker
Champagne Sunshine
White Velvet: 2 oz of Absolut vanilla, 1 oz heavy cream, stir with ice, strain, served in a black martini glass the stem of which is tied with a tiny white silk scarf, and served on a white velvet hanky.
"Lindz/Meltini" - Absolut vodka - for their absolute devotion to each other - & Manischevitz Malaga shaken w/ice & served with a grape garnish in a martini glass
Cuervo 1800 tequila, no lime, no salt.
Mama Mel: Damiana Tequila Liqueur...comes in a bottle shaped like a pregnant woman
Full Moon Fever - 1/2 oz. spiced rum, 1 oz. light rum, 2 oz. Malibu rum, 1 oz. Midori
melon liquor, dash sour mix; fill glass w/pineapple juice
Hawaiian Brian - guava juice & Jim Beam
Melmosa - Champagne, orange juice, and a dash of bitters
FCF Fuckin Cheatin Fiddler: 2 ozs. Seagram's VO (Violin Overture), 1 oz. Goldschlager; stir with bow, and serve over crushed Justin, er, ice
Luscious Lindz: 2 parts Crown Royal, 1 part sweet vermouth, 2 parts Bombay Gin, dash of dry vermouth. Shake all together and serve in a huge glass garnished with a cherry and three olives. This drink is perfect for someone who doesn't know if she's wants a Manhattan or a Martina, er, martini.
Incandescent Intern - 1 oz Southern Comfort, 1/2 oz Brandy, Serve in a shot glass, topped with a 1000 watt Sunshine Smile
Brian's Bracelet: 3 oz Kahlua, 3 oz hot black coffee (to make your heart race a little faster) 1 dash Tabasco (for an extra kick) Serve in a 9 inch coffee mug, with heavy cream floated on top, dusted with cinnamon.
Temmett: Double Dewars, float a little brandy on top, and serve flaming!
BJ in the Backroom: 1 oz. of Absolut Orange, mixed with two ounces of Irish Mist, shaken fiercely forward and back (in sort of a jerking-off motion), served on the rocks comes with a swizzle dick.
Emmett's Empire: 1 oz Skyy vodka, 1 oz Kahlua, 1 oz dark creme de cacao 1 oz heavy cream. Whir in blender with ice, serve in an ice cold margarita glass with the rim dipped in that chocolate sauce that hardens on contact with the cold.
Blake's Babyblues: 2 oz Bombay gin, with 1/2 oz of blue Curacao (Skyy vodka can be used in place of Bombay gin)
Vic's Pick: Sambucca with two flaming coffee beans.
Buddhist Ben Plus: Herbal Mint Green Tea - add 1 oz of creme de menthe
Ted: Cristal
The Big Red One A Bloody Mary named for Brian. It comes in a complimentary glass in a robust 9 x 6 shape, reminiscent of a Frozen Woody.

Non-Alcoholic:
Vanilla Kisses - 1 mug of HOT cocoa, a dash of Vanilla extract, 2 spoons of whipped cream & sprinkle with cinnamon
* serve steaming-hot with some tiny heart shaped marshmallows
Brian's Sunshine: fill a tall glass with ice cubes, pour 1 part grenadine, wait until settles, fill the rest with freshly squeezed orange juice, serve unstirred with a tiny umbrella
Hunter: Coke with a slice of lemon, served in a nice, clean glass.
Buddhist Ben: Herbal Mint Green Tea